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The Gentlemen Ranters site is a
brilliant compendium of reminiscences of the great days of Fleet Street. – The Times
Issue # 215 October 7, 2011
This Week
We start with a special offer… Most readers of this website have fond memories of
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Stornaway and Mull Clarion.
Then it became UK Press Gazette, and after that, just
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Well, mindful of the cost of living and the tight-fistedness that preoccupies Ranters readers, PG is offering a unique deal. It’s reducing the price for pensioners by nearly two-thirds of the market price – from £115 to a mere £40 a year.
Editor Dominic Ponsford explains the offer.
Our piece last week about Leslie Sellers, author of The Simple Subs Book, provoked a few fond (and some not so fond) memories of the old style guru. Edward Playfair fills in some of the
gaps.
And how did we ever survive those stupid queries from
the desk or the back bench…? One solution, Harold Lewis reveals, was to carry a
laughing box in your kit.
And, still laughing, cartoonist Rudge gets a private
showing.
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The newsmen’s newspaper
By Dominic Ponsford
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Sellers market
By Edward Playfair
Leslie Sellers? Yes, whatever did happen to that
golden boy of the Daily Mail in the sixties?
Design superstar... style guru... bit of a lush...
Where to start?
His design flair won the Mail the newspaper of the year title and his books on newspaper style – think Waterhouse with a different type of wit –
made him an international name.
But more and more of his time on his Mail desk and telephone was spent on his private enterprises and in 1971 he was booted out in the Night of the Long White Envelopes.
Now he could pursue his ambition at his own
expense.
Within a year he was producing six papers: A medical
weekly, a few house monthlies and quarterlies along with a bit of light lecturing.
Time to recruit some help!
On board came Chris Clark, who owed early success on
the Mail to Sellers’ patronage – he was sitting in on the back bench at 25, barely 18 months after joining the paper, before being exported up to Manchester.
Within a year those six papers had become 30 and the
two moved from a dingy office off The Strand to the International Press Centre
in Shoe Lane.
By all accounts, life with Leslie was frantic,
professionally and socially.
Dinner party guests would see a dozen pudding plates
all lined up in a row – Leslie would drench them, table included, with a whole
bottle of VAT 69.
All invitations to his house in Bickley had to be
accepted in writing, by order of his long-suffering wife Doreen. And thank-yous
were to be written, too, on pain of exclusion from future
jollities.
One couple weren’t taking any chances: they wrote
their letter and posted it on the way. Unfortunately, minutes later they were in
a crash and never actually made it. Still, Doreen did get a nice letter on the
Monday morning thanking her for such a wonderful evening.
One of Leslie’s clients was Bass Charrington, whose
PR chief was the exotically named Hugo Marden-Ranger. I’m told that editorial
conference in Grosvenor Place started at 8am sharp when Hugo’s comely secretary
Miranda brought in the coffee and a bottle of Remy and Hugo hovered and said:
‘Half and half?’
Executives at British Airways, another client, really
did say: ‘Let’s run it up the flagpole and see who salutes’... ‘With us or
against us on that headline?’ and ‘Let’s say snap on that one’.
There was only one problem with the Press Centre. The
Press Club was just two floors down and by all accounts Leslie would be ‘in
conference’ there from opening time until leaving for home in the early
evening.
When the three-day week was signalled in 1974, Leslie
got himself invited to South
Africa to redesign the Johannesburg Sunday Times. He was due
back after three weeks – by curious coincidence exactly when the great shutdown
was due to end – but it didn’t and Leslie suddenly discovered that his selfless
toil was not done and he was forced to stay on for another three weeks.
Clark laboured on alone but quickly went back to the Mail. Leslie allowed the business to run
down until soon afterwards he retired, apparently to the west country, where
ill-health followed his lifestyle and lifelong addiction to the
pipe.
But is he still with us? There have been unconfirmed
reports of obits (but apparently only in South
Africa) and Google is not
saying...
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Oh, how we
laughed
By Harold Lewis
Quite by chance one typically sultry morning, Lee
Harrison and I both checked into the same plush hotel in Beverly
Hills.
When I heard my old friend and colleague was also a
guest, I gave him a ring, took the lift to his floor, padded down the corridor
and tapped on his door.
‘Come in, mate,’ he beamed. ‘There's something you
simply have to hear.’
Intrigued, I followed him inside and, when he
switched on his tape recorder, instantly recognised the voice of a particularly
trying and irritating editor at the National Enquirer in Lantana,
Florida.
‘Elizabeth Taylor,’ intoned the editor, in much the
same way I imagine high court judges used to slap on their black caps and hand
out their riveting sentences.
‘Er, yes,’ Lee countered, obviously looking for any
chance at all of steering the conversation toward more amenable and accessible
propositions, like guinea-pigging an antidote to the plague, romancing all the
molls in a biker gang for an inside story or, easiest of all, I imagine,
discussing the pressing marital problems of the family over afternoon tea with
the Queen.
‘See what she's up to these days,’ the editor
persisted. ‘It could make a helluva Page One.’
‘Do you have any particular story line in mind?’
asked Lee. ‘Something to go on?’
‘Well, she's always getting wed, isn't she?’
suggested the editor, rather tetchily, I thought. ‘See if you can't talk her
into getting married again. What a story!’
‘And do you have anyone in mind?,’ asked Lee
politely.
‘There's always that actor fellow she has been
married to before,’ said the editor, his exasperation now showing signs of being
stretched severely. ‘You know, the English guy.’
‘Welsh,’ replied Lee.
‘All the same thing,’ responded the editor,
churlishly. ‘Bruton, isn't it?’
‘Burton.’
‘That's right,’ said the editor. ‘Robert
Burton.’
‘Dick,’ corrected Lee, but it has to be said that his
response was at best sotto voce and his fingers were wrapped around the
mouthpiece with the intensity of a green anaconda.
Their animated chat continued for several minutes in
much the same vein, becoming, it would be fair to say, increasingly off the wall
if not downright ludicrous.
‘Wow,’ I said when the editor finally disappeared off
the line. ‘What are you going to do about that?’
‘Only thing you can do in the circumstances,’ smiled
Lee…
He walked over to a table in the middle of the room
and picked up a mystery box. Taking out a small bag, he loosened its drawstring
and a torrent of hysterical laughter cascaded around, filling the room with
mirth and rattling the prints on the walls with such intensity it probably
brought to a premature climax the activities of the couple next door, who
securely lip-locked and entwined in a numbing Greco-Roman clasp I had spotted
furtively shuffling across the threshold just before reaching Lee's
room.
I wish I could report that at this point he jumped on
the bed, threw his arms and legs in the air and laughed until tears streamed
down his face. Instead, he slumped into a chair, bent over double and shook
himself like a spaniel that has just managed to escape the dreaded weekly bath.
Naturally, I felt it appropriate to jump on the bed, throw my arms and legs in
the air and laugh dementedly.
These gymnastics were performed each time the
laughing bag was opened which, in the course of the next hour or so, it was
repeatedly, undoubtedly enhancing the high jinks of the couple next door and
bringing both of us to a point of exhaustion.
Inevitably, it was decided at some point that
restorative medicinal stiffeners were vital to continuation of the proceedings
and room service was called to provide the necessary refreshments. Of course,
after downing the brimming brandy cups it was then felt necessary to release
another round of mirth which naturally led to another round of drinks and, then,
of course, listening to the stream of hearty laughter yet
again…
It became one very, very long
afternoon.
Lee, I learnt, was as much reliant on his laughing
bag as he was on all the other items in his kit – tape recorder, notebook and
typewriter – and carried it with him on all his more aggravating and troublesome
assignments.
‘Helps preserve an element of sanity,’ was his simple
explanation.
Although he never said so, I imagine the inspiration
came from the Laughing Tree, a quite modest palm in the lush tropical gardens of
the Enquirer.
Its particular distinction was that it was well out
of sight and earshot of the paper's tyrannical owner, Gene Pope, a man whose
word was law and whose edicts were often so bizarre they often prompted those
unfortunate to hear them to laugh uproariously. But never in his presence, of
course.
Instead, once they had managed to flee his inner
sanctum, stifling their mirth as best they could, they would flee the building
by way of the side door and dash along the concrete path to the Laughing Tree.
There, in its shade, they could be spotted quietly heaving and banging their
heads repeatedly against the trunk in much the same fashion as the faithful at
the Wailing Wall.
Visitors who chanced upon them often thought they
were being sick, which, in a way, of course, they were.
I was once privileged to witness a stampede to the
tree by a group of editors who had just been tasked with the high seas hijacking
of the Queen Mary. Pope, apparently, had decided such high profile targets were
vulnerable to piracy and wanted to demonstrate how easy it was by seizing
command of the great liner. It was only when he had been convinced by legal
advisers that staging such a stunt was an act of piracy in itself and posed, at
the least, very severe financial repercussions indeed, that the idea was quietly
dropped.
Similarly, a bunch of staffers trotted off to the
tree again when the boss made it plain he wanted to sponsor the first human head
transplant.
‘If they can transplant a heart, they can transplant
a head,’ Pope was on record as stating at the time.
Bob Smith trotted off to the tree the day it was
harshly pointed out to him that the piece he was working on had omitted the most
salient details. Smith had then had the temerity to point out that all the
information in question was included in the lead
paragraph.
‘Oh, you buried it in the lead, did you?’ Pope
said.
Bob took another trip to the tree after being yelled
at again by Pope. ‘I told you to start the story with Elvis's last words,’
thundered the boss. Smith had to remind him that as far as anyone knew the last
words of the King, were: ‘Dearest, I'm going to the
bathroom.’
There was another mass exodus the day marines at the
US Embassy in Tehran were taken hostage by a mob. Pope
announced his intention of hiring mercenaries to stage a rescue attempt and, of
course, charged his editors with setting it all up and taking care of all the
details.
Billy Burt once confessed that he barely made it to
the tree after handing the boss a story about an aging mother in a small town in
England.
Apparently, she waited eight hours at the bus stop
every day for her soldier son to return home. Of course, he never would... he
had been killed in World War II. But she waited just the same, a shawl over her
head and a wistful look in her eyes.
‘How does she know he's coming in a bus?’ Pope asked
Billy. ‘Maybe he'll show up in a cab.’
And, with that, he killed the story on the
spot.
Of course, the man who indubitably was left with a
smile on his face, fittingly, some would argue, was the Pulitzer Prize Winning
Reporter.
Hired largely on the basis of his prodigious
accomplishment, he was given the task of shadowing Jackie Onassis, no matter
where she went. Little did he imagine that one day she would unexpectedly take a
car to the airport and then board a plane bound for Europe.
The PPWR, without office approval, without luggage,
without a lot of sense really, got on the same flight with her, leaving a rented
car in the short term airport lot.
Subsequently fired, he failed to mention the vehicle,
rented on a company credit card, on his return. So there it sat, running up
stiff rental charges and incurring staggering parking fees for month after month
after month…
As they say, he who laughs last, laughs
longest.
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The Gentlemen Ranters site is a
brilliant compendium of reminiscences of the great days of Fleet Street. –
The Times
Issue # 216 October 14, 2011
This
Week
At conference time this week’s website had all the
makings of a fun edition. A judge being told (twice) that if he wanted to do his
job properly he should start reading Ranters… a terrific new book being
published… more cheery reminiscences from the glory days.
Then the Grim Reaper came calling and changed the
mood a bit – claiming a bloody hat trick.
Some weeks it’s sort of good, sitting here at this
desk. Sometimes it’s bloody heartbreaking. Forgive us if sometimes we start to
take things personally and feel sorry for ourselves.
So let’s get the bad news out of the
way.
Revel Barker mourns the passing of three good and long-term mates
covering nearly half a century, Phil
Walker, Gordon Blair, Clive Crickmer, in rapid succession.
By way of – very welcome – light relief, John Dale has been at the Leveson
Inquiry, watching a judge wrestle with coming to terms with what is being
described as ‘newsroom culture’ in order to try to sort out Fleet Street’s
telephone hacking scandal.
Then, some good news. A new book is being published
on Monday. It’s called By Eric Silver, Dateline Jerusalem (in that order – the byline comes first) and Barker wearing his
publisher’s trilby, rather than his obit-writer’s homburg, explains what it’s
all about.
Chris Clark follows Edward Playfair’s piece (last week) with yet
more about Leslie Sellers, author of The Simple Subs Book.
And Rudge
holds the whole column up by meeting a cartoon critic.
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The scythe in the
back
By Revel Barker
It hasn’t been a good week to be a Mirror man, constantly looking over the
shoulder for the Grim Reaper preparing to plunge his scythe into your back,
next. There are mornings when you answer the phone or open the email in-box and
the news hits you so hard in the crotch that you feel like just going back to
bed. And then the mornings become a week.
When we met, Phil Walker and I were little more than
children, working for the 20-quid-a-week 11-hour-shift sweatshop that was
Brenard’s Agency at London Airport (before it was just called
Heathrow).
I first became aware of his sense of anarchy when he
invited me to the cottage he was renting and demonstrated how, by switching the
wires as they came in to the electricity meter, you could make the dials run
backwards. The only danger was that you had to keep an eye on it, otherwise the
readings would be lower next time the meter reader came than they had been on his
last visit. (It was a bit like ‘clocking’ a car which you could do with a Black
& Decker – although journalists were probably the only people who ran
speedometers forward, as they attempted to keep the mileage reading in synch
with the number of miles charged in exes.)
Brenards was our conduit from the provinces – he from
the South Wales Echo, me from the Yorkshire Evening Post – to the Big
Time. Within a matter of months we had moved on, me to the Daily Mirror. then Phil to the Daily Sketch, and thence to the Daily Mail, with a short stint on the Reading Evening Post in
between.
He joined the Daily Mirror as a sub in 1969, leaving
to become associate editor of the Daily
Express in 1980 but returning to the Mirror three years later as deputy
editor.
Always happiest at the subs’ table, he was equally
comfortable at a restaurant table. Sometimes, too comfortable, and more than one
maitre d’ was heard to thank him warmly for the pleasure of his company, while
asking him politely not to come back.
His warm dry humour, ready wit and loyalty to his
team made him an ever-popular executive, wherever he
worked.
He later became deputy editor of the Star, taking over as editor in 1994 when
Brian Hitchen left to edit the Sunday
Express. But four years later, furious at being ordered to axe nearly 50
editorial jobs, he resigned.
Not many editors, I suspect, would sacrifice their
job for their friends.
He died last Friday, aged 67.
Gordon Blair, whose dad John covered Scottish sport for the Sunday People, joined the Sunday Mirror from the Daily Record in the mid-seventies and
immediately upped the ante in the features department with his sharp suits,
snazzy silk ties, Havana cigars and a generally better class of
claret.
He was billed as ‘the man the stars know’ – and it
wasn’t just tabloid hype; his contacts book was genuinely impressive. And the
stars – in those days the term meant people you’d actually heard of and seen in
the movies – were sufficiently fond of him to share confidences that were
sometimes, frankly, too good to pass on to the readers. But they always went
down well in the Stab.
These stories, however, didn’t come cheap. There was
one memorable memo calling for another attempt at expenses cuts that said the
required level could be achieved if writers would simply forego the second rounds of Havana cigars and vintage
port after lunch. No names were mentioned, of course, but we all knew who it was
aimed at.
The stories, however, never stopped, and Gordon
wasn’t averse to telling tales against himself, provided only that they were
funny.
When he was about to marry Cheryl he decided he
needed the full highland fig and took her with him to the Tartan Shop in
Edinburgh.
The assistant told him he was entitled to wear the
Royal Stewart, or even the Hunting Stewart – ‘like any Englishman’. Blair
protested that his was a proper Scots name. What about Blair Gowrie, or Blair
Atholl, he demanded.
‘Gowrie, sir, yes. Atholl, too,’ said the salesman (allegedly).
‘But not just Blair.’
‘But the Blairs were at Culloden,’ blustered
Gordon.
The assistant sighed. ‘That’s a fact, sir. Indeed
they were. But they sat on the top of the hill to see how things were going,
before coming down to join the winning side. So if there were a Blair tartan,
sir, it would likely have a big yellow streak down the back of
it.’
The man then turned to Cheryl. ‘But you, miss… I’m sure we’ll
have a tartan for your clan.’
‘No you bloody won’t,’ said Gordon, grinning, now.
‘Tell him your family name.’
‘Cohen,’ said Cheryl.
‘Ah yes,' said the salesman. ‘Distantly related to the
McCann…’
Of course, we didn’t believe a word of it. But only a
couple of years ago somebody asked me whether I knew why Tony Blair, an
apparently proud Scotsman, had never been seen wearing
tartan…
That marriage (his second: the first encounter produced sons Stephen and Robert) didn’t last as long as the
story and as the Sunday Mirror veered
away from Hollywood towards Coronation
Street and Eastenders, Gordon
left to freelance for magazines like Hello and OK and dabble in artist management. Then
he moved to Majorca with Carol Forrest, a friend since she’d run the Barcelona
restaurant and wine bar in Glasgow before lecturing in wine at Brighton
University and then becoming sommelier at Gleneagles.
Together they created Majorca Wine Tours, taking
tourists round the little-known vineyards and wineries of the island. Carol
provided the viniculture expertise, while Gordy did the jokes and the old
stories.
It seemed to be the perfect life until first his
liver, then his lungs, rebelled. That was only about three months ago. He died
this week, aged 64, apparently painlessly and quickly.
In the decade or so that passed between my first
meetings with Phil and Gordy, Clive
Crickmer and I virtually lived in each other’s pockets, first as competitors
(he was on the Daily Herald and the
old Sun) then as a district duo
covering five northern counties and the Scottish borders for the Daily Mirror.
The daily endeavour was to get a couple of page leads
done before lunch to give the early subs something to do when they came in,
cross the road for a liquid livener then – barring any breaking news – play
cricket along the corridor while waiting for the pubs to
reopen.
The office was redolent with linseed – not from oiled
cricket bats (we used a reinforced roll-up of one night’s northern editions,
usually about 13 of them) but from glazier’s putty that was in regular use to
repair the windows until we invested in one of those plastic tennis balls, full
of holes. The wicket was an Olivetti portable typewriter
case.
As much as reporting, cricket was Crick’s abiding
passion. A demon right-arm bowler (one season he took 60 wickets for about 600
runs) he cut a familiar figure in the Durham Senior League, lumbering up to the
crease, always with half a shirt tail flapping out of his whites. In 1985 he
wrote Grass Roots, the history of
South Shields cricket
club.
It was cricket – along with his determination – that
proved to be his entry into the other great game.
His high school careers master had scoffed at the
notion that young Crickmer might become a journalist. Undeterred, he wrote to
the editor of the Shields Gazette and
received a reply by return: ‘Dear Crickmer, We have no vacancies for a trainee
reporter. Yours faithfully, Frank Staniforth.’
‘How’s that,’ asked Crick, years later, ‘as a lesson
in keeping your copy short and to the point? Fourteen words – including the
byline – that said everything they needed to say.’
But in 1957, during a short and unhappy spell as a
bank clerk, he talked his way into a meeting with Arthur Wilson, news editor of
the Newcastle Evening Chronicle, and somehow was
unable to help mentioning that he’d just been picked for the South Shields First
XI. Wilson, a Yorkshireman and fellow enthusiast, happily turned the
conversation wholly to cricket and Our Boy emerged into the afternoon summer
sunlight with a job as a reporter.
Three years later he joined the Daily Mail in Manchester but missed his
home turf and moved back to Geordieland to join the Daily Herald, switching to the Mirror when the Odhams Sun was sold in
1969.
From Syd Foxcroft, his mentor on the Herald, Clive inherited the habit of
keeping – and counting – all his cuttings. He not only pasted them into
countless books, he filed them like a newspaper library, creating a unique
archive of news stories from the north east. And on any day he could tell you
how many publications he’d had, how many page leads and even how many bylines
were in boxes.
I remember one morning, after he’d dictated his copy,
he told me: ‘If that gets in the paper tomorrow it’ll be my thousandth Mirror page lead.’ (Work it out – five
or six stories a week, say 48 weeks in a year… easy done.)
Anyway, it was an excuse for a
drink.
He retired 11 years ago, but there was no stopping
him. In summer there was cricket to watch and to get paid to report. In winter
there was Rugby Union – and the first match he covered was actually the first
time he’d seen the game played. It can’t have been easy. And now, at last, he
was writing for the Shields Gazette,
the paper that had had no room for him as an eager
teenager.
At the end of my first day on the Mirror in Newcastle
upon Tyne, Clive had invited me out for a drink. Being Crick it
quickly developed into a pub crawl as we explored the different brews – Scottish
& Newcastle, Vaux, Federation, Bass, Tetley’s.
Was there anywhere, I enquired, that I might find a
pint of Tetley’s Mild? Not north of the Tees,
he said. Only Tetley's Bitter. Why did I ask?
I had a hefty thirst, I explained. And you could
drink eight pints of mild without getting pissed.
Clive thought for a moment. ‘And what,’ he asked,
‘would be the point in that?’
Thus was a friendship cemented with a marvellous
reporter and a great big adorable bear of a man that endured until Tuesday, with
rarely a week passing without contact.
Last month he revealed to a few old intimates that he
had been diagnosed with inoperable lung cancer – although typically he mentioned
it only in passing, while relaying news about another old chum who’d been taken
into hospital.
He wrote to me privately, later, saying that his
doctor – an old cricketing pal – thought he might be good for ‘a year or three’,
and he might even manage a trip out to join me for recuperative sunshine and
some healthy reminiscing.
But the treatment, intended to diminish or at least
control the tumour, didn’t take. After his latest shot of chemotherapy he came
home and had to go back to hospital and died there, suddenly and unexpectedly. He was
71.
I suppose it’s some sort of merciful relief when you
die quickly and without warning. But it’s no consolation for Yvonne, Crick’s wife of 46 years,
son Gareth or daughter Amanda. Nor for his friends and colleagues who loved him
and will miss him.
It will be counted as a personal favour if the rest
of you will strive to stay alive.
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A man for all
sessions
By John Dale
Lord Justice Leveson looks like a man who would
prefer a quiet night in with the wife to an all-nighter at The Stab followed by
a greasy breakfast at Mick’s to soak it all up, which is a terrible
disappointment to us all.
To rectify this, he was advised last week to start
reading Ranters.
When I saw him striding up the steps of the QE2
Conference Centre, I said to myself that in my professional opinion he
definitely didn’t have a hangover. In fact I said he was a man who had not had a
lot of hangovers in his life.
The judge put one foot in front of the other with
complete confidence and he didn’t stop once to lean on a lamppost and catch his
breath or vomit on the pavement in Victoria Street. At all times he appeared
fully aware of his surroundings, of where he was going and what he was doing.
He didn’t even try it on with the young
policewoman.
Yes, there will be some non-journalists – what we
call ‘civilians’ – who say this is the least they expect of the chairman of the
public inquiry into phone hacking. They say it’s appropriate, even required,
that the appointed judge does not keep falling over in the traffic. They can
have their views. But we, as Gentlemen
Ranters, are entitled to feel completely let down.
I blame the Prime Minister.
After the farce of his previous media arrangements,
we expected him to keep faith with the humorous element he had introduced into
his appointments. To be honest, I’d hoped that Mr Cameron would have dragged
some random lawyer out of El Vino, a Horace Rumpole sort of figure whose
experience of the press was to share a bottle of ‘Chateau Fleet Street’ every
day with Peter McKay while brushing cigar ash off his lapels. There are hundreds
around.
Instead he chose Lord Leveson who, in this aspect,
falls lamentably short and is therefore, obviously, wholly the wrong person for
the job.
Of course I could be completely wrong. I mean, he
might have been putting on a brilliant act. When I saw him he could easily have
breakfasted on a pint of claret and a giant spliff and was just concentrating
hard on walking in a straight line. For all I know, he might have had carpet
burns on his knees and elbows but – and here we reach the very crux of the
public inquiry – the PCC Code of Practice strictly forbade me from forcing him
to remove all his clothes so I could inspect him bodily. I was even willing to
do it in the lobby. Yet still it wasn't permitted. And they call this a free
country… So I haven’t a clue really.
I just watched him arrive, that’s all. He seemed
modest and normal and decent and respectable, and completely devoid of any
scandal I could pin on him to divert the masses for a few seconds, destroy him
and his family, totally wreck the proceedings and earn myself a few bob, which
would have been handy for a lunchtime beer.
What was the point of coming? At this rate I’d have
to report the speeches. I nearly went straight home.
I raise the matter because His Lordship has said that
he will be examining Fleet Street culture. For me, that set alarm bells ringing.
Okay, what exactly are his qualifications? What entitles him to embark on an
anthropological journey into our collective consciousness, to step into our
world and probe the secrets of our parallel universe, to explore the madness and
mayhem that made Fleet Street great?
Is he even an alcoholic?
I don’t think so.
Like all good judges, he starts from zero, which is
why we can expect him to ask some silly questions such as what is meant by
‘early doors’, ‘first knockings’, ‘conference quickie’, ‘late night lock-in’,
‘no, it’s not my baby’ and ‘anyone bribed the local coppers and got a favour to
call in?’ He might know the angles as well as we do but for the record he has to
pretend he doesn’t, that he’s as dim as the work experience girl in grave moral
danger on the newsdesk.
And another thing. He didn’t smile nicely for the
snappers, leaving them terribly depressed and two of them discussing a suicide
pact outside Scotland Yard. His expression adjusted not one jot in front of the
bank of cameras waiting for him. He wore a grey suit instead of trailing about
in red robes and a blonde wig, which we always prefer, and he didn’t even say
‘cheese’ before marching through the sliding doors. For the rest of the
proceedings he kept his face locked in neutral, with the exception of one brief
interlude.
This moment of light relief came in the middle of the
morning, as the discussion was gathering momentum, when one of the speakers from
the floor – Professor Steven Barnett from
the University of
Westminster – suggested an easy way for the judge to improve
his understanding of newsroom cultures.
‘I recommend,’ he said, ‘that you read a website
called Gentlemen
Ranters.’
Ranters! Thrust centre-stage at the seat of power. Fame at
last.
A knowing titter ran round the room. The titter was
chased by a murmur. The murmur came from those wishing others to be made aware
that they too were card-carrying Ranters.
Suddenly the hall seemed suffused with them, a
nodding fellowship of regulars of The Last Pub In Fleet Street. In modern argot,
and against all expectations, being a Ranter felt really, really
cool.
At this, the neutrality of Lord Leveson’s visage was
compromised briefly by the raising of an eyebrow and the flicker of a smile.
Professor Barnett’s suggestion was noted.
The proceedings continued.
By now I was keeping a beady eye on the judge, still
hoping for a good sex scandal to blow up. But I was struggling. At his elbow
there stood a clear liquid for him to sip, to moisten his delicate lips. I
investigated. I know this is dismaying for Ranters regulars, but it turned out to
be 100 per cent water. At no point did he even creep out for a crafty fag, which
is also an absolute disgrace.
I was in despair.
Lord Leveson has a steep learning curve ahead of him
and I hope he gets stuck into Ranters
as soon possible, as Professor Barnett advised. He should be granted the
Freedom of the Ranters Archives. To
start with, and to build up tolerance to the X-rated stuff, I recommend any
article that mentions Harry Procter, Brian Hitchen and Noel Botham. Then he
should move on to the really hard material like The Prince of Darkness himself.
He must become fully conversant with the vices that fuelled our work and lives.
Ranters and Leveson can yet become one.
The Inquiry is going to last a year or so and, on
behalf of Ranters, I will be keeping
a check on him and looking for clear evidence of an improvement in his
behaviour. I want to see solid progress: three hour lunches with Dominic Mohan,
evenings on the Bulmers with Tina Weaver, head-banging with Paul Dacre, hitting
the Fosters Super-cold with Richard Wallace, talking Taffy with Hugh Whittow,
discussing breasts and bottoms with Dawn Neesom.
I want him turning up late and unsteady every
morning, munching on a bacon bap and quietly putting Smirnoff in his water jug.
I want him on contract to Richard Desmond and locked in the Big Brother house. I want him behaving
like a proper judge, not messing about at the Appeal Court but like Louis on X Factor or Len on Strictly Come Dancing. I won’t rest
until he’s had his chest waxed.
Only then, I suspect, will I and my fellow Ranters start to have confidence in
him.
On what I’ve seen, he is going to have his work cut
out. But he should think of us as his best friends. If he wishes, we’ll hide him
away in a Holiday Inn and get him drunk for a week.
We are here to help him understand
us.
Oh, I believe there was a second reference to Ranters during the day’s proceedings.
Unfortunately it was after lunch and I was in the pub discussing newsroom
culture so I missed it.
John Dale started on the Lincolnshire Times in 1964, then
Raymond's of Derby and Hopkinson's of Leeds and Bradford before the Daily Mail (Manchester, Leeds, London
1968-1977); the Observer 1977; Now! 1978-1981; London editor, Sunday Standard, Scotland 1981-83; freelance,
1983-1990; then editor, Take a Break
1991-2011. He’s nowadays a columnist for Press Gazette and has a website: http://johndalejournalist.co.uk
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Our man in Jerusalem
By Revel Barker
Like most things, name-dropping is different in
Israel. When security at Ben-Gurion
airport asked me who I knew in the country I told them I’d recently had lunch at
the Travellers’ Club in London with Chaim Herzog.
‘Chaim Herzog…?’
You probably know him as President Herzog.
‘Anybody else?’
I don’t suppose you know the director of Mossad, or
the Israeli ambassador in London…?
‘Anybody else?’
Having clearly failed to impress them by showing off,
I decided to drop a name that they wouldn’t have heard of: a chap who lived in
the suburbs of Tel Aviv. But it turned out that his cousin had the franchise for
catering at the airport... and I was allowed through. (How package-holiday
tourists and first-time visitors manage to get into the country is a matter for
conjecture.)
In those days I hadn’t met Eric Silver, even though
we were both members of the Savile Club. If I had known him, I’d have been
through security in a trice. For Eric knew everybody (including, I have no
doubt, the caterer) and more importantly everybody knew Eric. They’d take his
calls; they’d even take somebody else’s calls if you said Eric had told you to
mention his name.
In fact you might be forgiven for wondering why, when
the Israelis were trying to locate Yasser Arafat, they didn’t simply ask Eric
Silver to find him for them…
From the aftermath of the Six-Day War (1967) to a few
weeks before his death in 2008, with only a three-year-break to cover the Indian
sub-continent, Eric was Our Man In Jerusalem, filing elegant and incisive
essays, originally as a staffman for the Guardian and the Observer. India was forced upon him when he refused to
relocate to the UK and they thought he might be in
danger of going native.
He chose to return to Israel
after that stint and set up as a freelance, filing for everybody. Friends warned
that, newswise, the Middle East story was
running out of steam; commentators were even predicting that the conflict was
over. But not for nothing had he and his wife Bridget bought a house in the
Street Of The Prophets, and it proved to have been a good choice, although he
complained: ‘I used to have a career. Now I have a business.’
Even then, as the doyen of the Anglo-Israeli press
corps, his contacts book remained accessible to the competition. Looking for a
politician, a general, a spokesman for any of the PLO factions, or the six
parties in Ariel Sharon’s coalition government, a Bedouin tribesman (on the
phone, these days) or even an editor? Eric had the numbers and the entrée. Want
to know more about Menachem Begin? Eric had literally written the
book.
Unsurprisingly, then, his critiques of the former
prime minister (1977-83) and Nobel laureate are particularly insightful: ‘Begin
is a complex, but not a mysterious, man; a paradox, but not a puzzle. He means
what he says, though it is always as well to read the small
print…’
After all the cumulative strains of the past two years,
Begin lacks the resilience to fight back. It is as if his battery has gone flat,
and at 70 he cannot recharge it.
He has been in a state of melancholia since last summer.
His colleagues complain that he is listless and apathetic. Visiting statesmen
report at best that the prime minister makes no creative contribution to their
discussion. One diplomat who knows him well said that Begin no longer enjoyed
being prime minister of Israel. It had become an arduous
chore…
Equally, his 1,500-word Observer profile of premier Yitzhak Shamir, on the eve of
his meeting with Margaret Thatcher in May 1989, was required reading by the
negotiating team in Downing Street.
Now Bridget has compiled a book, selected from his
thousands of dispatches, and it provides a unique insight into the on-going
strife that has overshadowed many of our lives, even those who are no more than
followers of the news that has been largely dominated, for more than half a
century, by events occurring in the Middle
East.
Had he in fact, as his editors at the Guardian had feared he would, ‘gone
native’? Well, yes, up to a point. The smattering of Yiddish he’d learnt as a
schoolboy in Leeds from his grandmother (who spoke no other language) – before
joining the Harrogate Herald and then
the Northern Echo – hadn’t been much
use in modern Israel and he’d
learnt Hebrew and picked up some Arabic in Jerusalem. He made aliyah, meaning that he
migrated, as a Jew, ‘home’ to Israel. This gave him the right – not
always extended to visiting foreigners – to be cynical and sometimes
hyper-critical about his adopted land. For Israelis are not, as a nation,
generally easy to please, nor normally content with their governments, or their
surroundings.
It helped make his reports even more perceptive and
penetrating. They were not always welcomed by the authorities, nor by the
censors, but they were accepted as being nothing short of honest, fair and
accurate.
And that is the mark of a professional foreign
correspondent.
So who should read his book? Everybody who wants to
be, or was, or is, in journalism, for a start – especially those interested in
foreign affairs; everybody who wants to know more about the Middle East than you
get in snatches of film on TV; libraries, embassies, diplomats, historians,
soldiers and teachers; schools and universities; Arab and Jewish organisations
and Israeli-Arab institutions; all Jews, Arabs, and
Christians…
In fact, if one per cent of the people who should buy
this book put their hands in their pockets it will be a best-seller before it
even hits the streets.
By Eric Silver, Dateline:
Jerusalem will be published by Revel Barker
Publishing on Monday (October 17) at £15.99. It is available for pre-order
on-line from BookDepository
(with free postage, worldwide), from amazon-uk
and amazon-us,
Waterstones,
Barnes
& Noble, and all the major retailers, or from any half-decent high
street bookshop.
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The fallen idol
By Chris Clark
I’d been working with my
hero Leslie Sellers for just a few weeks when I had to dash over to Victoria from our office
in The Strand. I left at 4.30 and was back before five. On my desk was a note
from Leslie: 5.30
Couldn’t wait any longer – see you tomorrow.
Oh
dear...
I thought I’d left betrayals
and backstabbing behind when Leslie rescued me from three years of misery on the
Daily Mail in Manchester.
We first worked together on
the Mail in London, when, as Edward Playfair recounted in
Ranters last week, his mentoring sent
my career soaring. North, unfortunately.
It was a glorious time to be
a young sub in Fleet Street. On my first night the chief sub was Peter Roberts,
my old chief sub from the Northern
Echo.
On my third night I not only
got a page lead but a pat on the back from the night editor. Just like nowadays,
eh, chaps…?
Reading again Leslie’s two
great books over the last week brought those times and those memories sweeping
back. He generously mentions the great subs of that era we also worshipped:
people like Tony Duncan, so brilliant that a ‘centre column kicker’ he subbed
was so superb it was moved to page one... Ron Shaw, who looked at a picture and
put words made of magic alongside...
Leslie was magic, too, with
words and design and a belief that newspapers could be professional and fun as
well..
The Simple Subs Book and Doing it in Style are full of wisdom
and wit and cheerful plays on the names of Mail people. Allen Howl was Alan Howell,
the chief sub... the Rev Groger Evans was Roger Evans, deputy night editor...
the inscrutable Chinaman Denis Yo’Ung was Denis Young, another inspirational
sub.
Even today I wince when I
see ‘Rev Smith’ in a paper – Leslie specifically counselled against such awful
forms of address. He would have wept the other day when our local weekly
reported that someone was ‘wanted on a magistrates’ court warrant for breaching
a court order requiring compliance with a community sentence order’. I wondered
if this was the same as ‘wanted for breaching a community
order’.
And our county magazine here
in Sussex proudly celebrated
a performance of the musical Greece ...
Perhaps it’s time a new
generation of journalists was introduced to the words of the
master.
Back in the Street of
Adventure, Leslie was spending more and more time on his private operations, the
books with his pal Robert Maxwell and the newspapers with his pal Woodrow Wyatt.
It was no surprise when they let him go in the Night of the Long White
Envelopes. The new Daily Mail
of David English was introducing a more sober regime to Fleet
Street.
But the new Leslie thrived.
He took with him the heavy-drinking culture of Fleet Street and his passion for
nicknames – some quite wounding. One sad little operative called Bernard Morton
was immediately christened ‘Bernard Uriah Morton, commonly known as BUM’, sung
by Leslie every time the poor chap came into the room.
Then came the move to the
Press Centre, with Leslie always in the Press Club surrounded by sycophants from
the 30 house papers we produced, glowing in the reflections of the king and his
glass.
One of them had enchanted me
very early on by saying: ‘Don’t you do any of my pages – I’m not paying Leslie
Sellers prices and getting Chris Clark.’
I was delighted to oblige
until the day at the Press Centre when the editor said: ‘Could you keep Leslie
off my pages?’
The catalyst came when
Leslie contrived to spend six weeks in South Africa during the three-day
week. Leslie’s maxim was to give our pages a ‘superficial gloss’ and turn each
one round in half an hour. By the end of the six weeks I couldn’t even turn a
page round in a day.
I left to return to the
Mail – refusing a plea by all
but one of our clients to keep producing their papers – and Leslie took on
someone else. He left soon afterwards at the same time as most of Leslie’s
papers.
It was very
sad... In just three years, Leslie had gone from idol to idle.
After a
weekly in Hertfordshire and various dailies including three on Harry Evans'
Northern Echo, Chris Clark
spent nearly 30 years in Fleet Street, mostly on the Daily Mail but with
a 12-month Sunday Times sojourn at the Battle of Wapping and the time
with Leslie Sellers that he writes about here.
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The Gentlemen Ranters site is a
brilliant compendium of reminiscences of the great days of Fleet Street. –
The Times
Issue # 217 October 21, 2011
This Week
The death of yet another old colleague was called in
this week. You won’t read about it here, though. We don’t, after all, pretend to
be a newspaper of record. More importantly, the chap’s former colleagues can’t
bring themselves to write anything about him. True, they were sufficiently close
to him to accept an invitation to a five-star farewell dinner in his honour.
But, when it comes to putting pen to paper or finger to keyboard… well… what’s
the phrase we usually use? Oh yes: They can’t be arsed.
Not surprisingly (perhaps) in the circs, the editor starts with a rant – and not
for the first time – about journalists and their obits.
So, this week, as a one-off we are concentrating on
people that we do or did like and who we do or did have time for (plus having the energy to write).
Donald Macintyre writes fondly of Eric Silver, whose book we published this week. This piece is the introduction to it. Another tribute, by Harriet Sherwood, current Jerusalem correspondent of the Guardian, can be found here.
Nobody has anything but fond memories of Clive Crickmer, the long-time Daily Mirror man in the north-east (and before that, the Daily Mail and the Herald/Sun) whose death we reported last week. Nor could they have. Colin Henderson remembers facing him – with merely a batsman in between – at the wicket, plus one of the stories Crick told but didn’t write.
Ian Kerr remembers – as Crick certainly never forgot – the first time those golden words, By Clive Crickmer, appeared in print.
And John Kay recalls the unique Crickmer system of handling a pint… by not actually handling it at all.
Then, for a change, a contribution from a civilian.
Writing from sunny Falkirk, Scott Camlin (son of Bruce) remembers all sorts of weird and wonderful newspaper folk – the type that worked for the National Enquirer.
As usual, cartoonist Rudge props the whole thing up.
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Obiter dictum
By the editor
‘Dear sir or madam,’ the email began, ‘I was greatly
disappointed to note that a very close friend and a highly respected colleague
died recently and yet no obituary has appeared on your
website…’
Well, dear reader, the reason for that is staring you
in the bloody face. Not one of the guy’s very close friends or highly respectful
colleagues could get off his arse to write anything.
Including, of course, the correspondent who was
‘greatly disappointed’.
I sometimes wonder where our readers (and this
website gets around 60,000 hits on a typical week) imagine the copy comes
from.
Including the obits. For this editor doesn’t actually
see it as part of his job description to seek out friends and colleagues when
people fall off the perch – and certainly not to be passed from pillar to post
as old ‘chums’ recommend somebody else who could possibly do the job better (but
are not inclined to make that call themselves).
Could things be worse? Oh yes: when somebody does
bother to write and somebody else, who apparently knew the story, or the person,
better but couldn’t be bothered to write it himself, complains that the guy who
did it got some relatively insignificant fact wrong.
Water off a duck’s back, old man. We don’t do
corrections.
This website is not, after all, One Man And His Blog;
ideally, it’s a sort of co-operative; ideally, it’s the readers who do the
writing. Ideally… quite.
Yet there may be some small light at the end of the
tunnel. Two readers have had a brainwave – they tell me they are writing each
other’s obits.
It seems like a brilliant idea, providing the
opportunity to check the facts – names, dates, places, spellings, the truth
about the old stories. Better yet, it’s a wonderful excuse for a lunch. ‘Just
going down the pub, love, to check a fact…’
Some time ago I suggested to a pal that he might like
to think about preparing an obit for a mutual friend who was reportedly at
death’s door. ‘Can’t do it,’ he said. ‘Bad karma.’
But, here’s the thing. Over the years I’ve been asked
to write a number of advance obits for former colleagues who were not even ill –
it must be a weird job, being an obituaries editor – and not one subject of
these carefully crafted compositions has snuffed it since I
wrote.
So my theory is that writing obits in advance is a
sure way of keeping people alive. It therefore becomes your duty to prepare a
tribute to people you actually liked (or greatly
respected).
There’s another option, offered here in the past, for
those readers who have no friends or, at least, none that they can trust. And
that’s to write your own and file it to Ranters for safe keeping. On the
off-chance that the editor outlives you, he’ll rewrite it. Nobody will know you
wrote it. But at least your summons to the Great Newsroom will be recorded for
the benefit of anybody you leave who might give a toss (only providing, of
course, that somebody somewhere cares sufficiently to let us know about
it).
So there you are. Get writing.
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Silver threads
By Donald Macintyre
There are two kinds of journalists:
those who are generous with their knowledge, contacts and advice to others in
the same trade, and those who are grudging with it all, perhaps because of some
unspoken insecurity.
I am glad I never worked against Eric
Silver in his Guardian heyday, or at
any other time. Many of the pieces in his book from that Guardian period, starting from his visit
just after the Six-Day War, and then during his time as the resident full-time
correspondent which ran from the Lod Airport massacre and the Yom Kippur War up
to the first Lebanon War and its aftermath, are a reminder, with their political
insight, their eye for the telling detail, their freshness and their humanity,
of what a daunting rival he would have been.
But even if I had been forced to
compete with him, I suspect I would have put him as unreservedly in the first of
those two categories, that of the generous colleague, as I did when we worked
together on the same paper.
For a newly arrived Jerusalem staff
correspondent on the Independent, as
I was in March 2004, Eric, by now long installed as the paper’s resident
part-timer (though that hardly does justice to the depth and breadth of his
role) was the Platonic ideal of a mentor/workmate. Never pushy, interfering or
didactic; always available to give counsel, share telephone numbers from his
unrivalled list of contacts, dispense Johnny Walker Black Label and sympathy
(though never too much of the second when it came to the vagaries of dealing
with the office; he had seen it all before and always wanted to move on from the
boring subject of yesterday’s atrocity committed by the sub-editors).
There were countless times when he
saved me from embarrassment but one was when, early in my time in Jerusalem, the nuclear
whistleblower Mordechai Vanunu was released. The office asked me to sum up the
differences between what Israel was like when he went into
gaol and when he came out of it.
I rang Eric of course, and said, as I
so often did: ‘help’. At something like dictation speed, he constructed without
pausing from his formidable memory a perfect list of the ways, from restaurant
cuisine to settlement growth, in which the country had changed in those 18
years. When it appeared under my name I felt a shameful fraud; but of course
Eric didn’t mind that.
He was much, much, too big a man to
begrudge a wholly undeserved by-line. And if he spotted you making a serious
error, he told you – in private – in a firm but gentle way that ensured you
would never do it again.
We didn’t always agree of course; life
would have been less interesting if we had. After his journalistically highly
rewarding Guardian tour in Delhi, which followed the one in Jerusalem, he decided not to return to London. Instead he ‘made
aliyah’. Israel was therefore his adopted country, and as an Israeli he was
probably less impatient than a few of his fellow correspondents, including me,
at what we saw as its chronic disinclination to take dramatic steps needed for
the region’s lasting peace and security.
But his Zionism was also that of a
deep-dyed Labour Party man (which he had also been in Britain) who believed that
division of the land was necessary for peace; that, as he wrote in his moving
obituary of Yitzhak Rabin – which incidentally is an absolute masterpiece of
that art – ‘Israel could not go on ruling a large and hostile Arab minority if
it wanted to remain a Jewish and a democratic state.’
It’s notable, too, reading his book,
how early he saw the importance, reflected in his June 1972 piece on Mohammed
Abou Shilbayih, of the first stirrings of Palestinian interest in the two-state
solution. He was moreover unflinchingly objective when he saw failings of
Israeli policy or conduct, as he often did. When on one occasion the Independent splashed on its front page a
story about abuses by Israeli troops of Palestinians in Hebron under a dramatic
headline referring to the soldiers’ ‘reign of terror’ I was nervous that he
would think the presentation too lurid, too over-the-top. ‘Serve the buggers
right,’ was his succinct and only comment on the telephone the following
morning.
If you asked him for advice, as I
repeatedly did on all sorts of matters, historical, cultural, religious, in the
hideously confusing maelstrom that engulfs the Jerusalem correspondent, Eric almost always
knew the answers but on the rare occasions he didn’t he would know someone who
did. ‘And you can mention my name, if you like,’ he would say modestly. And of
course it invariably helped if you did.
He had a voracious appetite for work
right until his last – and in terms of having to go to hospital pretty well
first – illness; ‘available for selection’ he would say in crisp parlance of
cricket, his favourite sport, if you asked him to cover at short
notice.
Many of us would often coast on an easy
day by rewriting the news agency wires. This Eric never liked to do; right into
his seventies he always wanted to add value, to make his calls; go out on the
story if he could; two fine examples for the Independent, both happily included in
his book, are the superb review cover story he did at an age when most reporters
have long retired, on neo-Nazis in Petah Tikva and the ‘worst of Israel, best of
Israel’ piece written under massive time pressure (pressure which, as always
with Eric, was never visible between the lines of his invariably elegant,
unhurried prose) from the Alyn Hospital in Jerusalem where the little
Palestinian girl Maria Amin had been brilliantly treated after being crippled in
an IDF air strike on Gaza.
A drink or a meal with Eric was always
notable for what the Irish call the craic, the wit, and for the curiosity
about the world which had animated him throughout his career. He was a gentleman
in the best of senses, whether it was making sure that our Palestinian fixer in
Gaza was
adequately paid for his time, or displaying his great hospitality as a host.
As Phil Reeves, the Independent correspondent from
2000-2003, wrote when he died: ‘Eric was a man of great decency and kindness who
never allowed our grubby business to compromise his dignity.’
He was a social animal; he loved
parties and gave great ones; there are not many people who would have fused his
Israeliness with his irrepressible Yorkshire roots by teaching a bunch of
Russian-Jewish musicians to play On
Ilkley Moor Baht ‘at at his 70th birthday.
My impression was always that his
family were the source of his great inner strength. The only time he really
fought to protect from the inroads of work was time with his grandchildren. And
it was impossible not to be aware how much he appreciated and reciprocated the
love of the four women closest to him: his daughters Dinah, Sharon, Rachel and
of course Bridget, his beloved mainstay over so many years and in so many
places.
Bridget Silver has now performed an
invaluable service by putting together this wonderfully rich collection of
Eric’s work; a fitting tribute to his memory, but something of lasting value,
not only to those who know about, but also to all those who want to know about,
the region he covered with such style and distinction over 40
years.
By Eric Silver, Dateline: Jerusalem
is published by Revel Barker Publishing at £15.99. It is available on-line from
BookDepository (with free postage, worldwide), from amazon-uk
and
amazon-us,
Waterstones,
Barnes
& Noble, and all the major retailers, or on order from any half-decent
high street bookshop.
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Crick
By Colin Henderson
Fifty years on I can
still feel the pain my hands suffered while keeping wicket to fast bowler Clive
Crickmer when the ace newsman turned out for the Evening Chronicle and Journal cricket team.
We played 20 or 25-over evening matches, mostly against County Durham pit village teams. Invariably we batted first, with swashbuckling openers Clive Page and Nick Mason giving us the foundation of reasonable totals.
The light always seemed to be fading fast when Clive opened our attack. And although he bowled well within himself because of his weekend commitments to South Shields in the Durham Senior League the ball moved like lightning and was incredibly hard to sight as often there was a slagheap right behind him – and no sight screen… How my fingers suffered.
For every one of the many castles that Clive tumbled there were snicks and dropped catches galore. Clive never appeared to get upset. He just gave that wonderful grin, captured so well in the Ranters picture last week. And there were always encouraging words of praise for his less-gifted team-mates as we supped our post-match pints of Exhibition in the local boozer.
Clive's stories at the annual Pens and Lens reunions of old Tyneside hacks were a delight. The one I liked best was when in the Sixties he door-stepped the unassuming, elderly driver of a goods train that had become derailed in the Stockport area.
To Clive's surprise the railman welcomed him into his house then gave a detailed account of how the accident had happened, even suggesting that he might have been to blame and apologising for the disruption he had caused.
As Clive was leaving the driver remarked that his ‘lad’ was in newspapers.
Clive was expecting to learn that it was some comp on the Fife Examiner, but the chap said his son was on the Sunday Times.
‘I don’t think I know anybody on the Sunday Times,
said Clive.
‘He used to be on the Northern Echo.’
Ah… said Clive.
‘His name’s Harry Evans,’ said the engine driver.
‘Of course, I knew Mr Evans when he edited the Echo,’
said Clive.
‘Aye,’ said his father. ‘He really was somebody, in those days.’
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Look, no hands
By John Kay
As a very raw graduate trainee reporter on the Newcastle Journal more than 40 years ago, I learnt more about our noble trade from the likes of the late great Clive Crickmer than anyone else. Also add our esteemed editor Revel Barker, Stanley
Blenkinsop, Gordon Amory, Mike Gay, Syd Foxcroft and others to the illustrious
line-up of gurus who so freely and warmly gave of their advice.
No journalist college or academy could ever match the experience of actually learning ‘on the road’ at first-hand from these giants of the business.
But it was Crick, above all others, who also taught the second great lesson that being a reporter is (or sadly I might have to say ‘was’ in today's dodgy climate) all about having FUN.
It was work hard, play hard, and even now through the misty prism of time I can still recall a night I have never forgotten with Clive when he demonstrated his amazing party trick which was not recalled in Revel's brilliant tribute last week.
We were at a bar somewhere in Newcastle and one of the pack bet me a quid that Clive could drink a pint of bitter with his hands behind his back – without
spilling a single drop. As a keen punter, I negotiated a bit of 3-1 and was already spending my £3 winnings in my dreams.
A fresh pint was called for – in a straight glass and NOT a tankard – to succeed the eight that had already been downed. The great man solemnly put his hands behind his back, leant forward, grasped the glass vice-like with his teeth, tilted his head back
and sank the lot – without the hint of even a dribble.
The last time I saw Clive was two years ago at the fabled Pens and Lens Club lunch at St James's Park, the annual shindig for hacks who had started their careers in Newcastle.
Clive, as ever, was the MC and Gordon Amory (who always organised it) and Stanley Blenkinsop were on rollicking good form.
How sad it is that these three giants have all gone and that was the last ever Pens and Lens (aka Pissed and Legless) lunch. But what fantastic memories to treasure for ever. #
Over the moon
By Scott Camlin
Forgive me for intruding, but I was delighted to
stumble across the Gentlemen Ranters website last night whilst googling
my late father, Bruce Camlin, after one too many lager shandies.
My dad died nearly 25 years ago, and what I regret
most about his untimely death is not being able to reminisce about his days as
an articles editor at the National Enquirer. I was a teenager at
the time, and found myself on the outer edges of the Enquirer inner
sanctum. (Forgive the last bit; I'm not a journalist...)
I was always made to feel welcome, or at least
tolerated, in the company of Mr Pope's finest. Many a Saturday and/or Sunday I
accompanied my dad to Ho Jo's and latterly the Hawaiian, where I was treated to
the stories and scandals revolving around the people who worked for America's biggest selling weekly.
Bruce and my mother Margaret maintained an open door policy, often playing hosts
to journalists on tryout, on 30 days, or those just passing through between
stories. I met you all.
Although I couldn't appreciate it at the time, I got
to hear office gossip that even today couldn't or shouldn’t be printed. On more
than one occasion I would be told that if anybody asks, ‘X was over here last
Wednesday night – we were listening to some of my marching band records.’ On
more than one occasion I confirmed the alibi.
I still smile when I recall my father's account (as
only he could tell it) of how one of his reporters, Joe West, assisted police
with their enquiries. One evening after a heavy session at one of the local
watering holes, Joe was approached by two of Palm Beach County's finest at a set of traffic
lights. One of the officers asked why he had been staring into space for the
last five minutes and Joe replied ‘I wouldn't swear to it, but I think the moon
is in the wrong place.’ Such was the power of the Enquirer in the local
community that Joe and his car were quietly driven home by one of the
officers.
Jim McCandlish's tribute to Leo Clancy contains a
series of anecdotes that I had long since forgotten but now remember. He also
lists numerous Enquirer alumni; I remember most of your names, and of
those, I can picture all of your faces as if it were 1976 again. I just wanted
to take this opportunity to say hello to those of you who worked with my
dad.
A personal message for two Ranters contributor:
Harold Lewis – I was always jealous of your 1972 red Ford Mustang. I also
forgive you for shooting me with the BB gun that Santa gave me for Christmas
that year. Jack ‘one thumb’ Grimshaw – I recently came across an old 8mm film of
you playing my drum kit, shot about the same time you were dating my 11th grade
English teacher…
I shall continue to look out for more Enquirer tales, but in the meantime,
thanks for indulging me.
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The Gentlemen Ranters site is a
brilliant compendium of reminiscences of the great days of Fleet Street. –
The Times
Issue # 218 October 28. 2011
This
Week
Oh dear. Lord Leveson’s inquiry into newspaper
hacking hasn’t even started in earnest yet – he’s wisely still trying to get an
understanding of what newspaper reporting is all about – but already it looks
like it’s about to get off on the wrong foot.
The good judge is in grave danger of being
side-tracked – nay, actually misled – by old hacks’ bullshit and bravado. Maybe
we’ve only ourselves to blame. We lived a sometimes romantic (always seen by
outsiders, at least, as being romantic) life and, let’s be honest, we tended to
over-egg the pudding a bit, not least among ourselves.
Thus, for example, we told how reporters swiped
photos off people’s mantelpieces, and snappers peeled pictures out of family
albums while grieving widows were putting the kettle on for us. The trouble is
that that sort of ‘rat-like cunning’ (call it theft) has found its way out of
folk-lore and out of the pub and into history.
Did it ever happen? Answers in an email,
please.
Of course, it may have happened somewhere, once. The
point is that it was never the routine. It wasn’t necessary. The past generation
of reporters tended to quickly acquire the gift of the gab – often picked up
from watching old photographers at work among the readers.
Ask how journalists inveigled their way into people’s
confidence or employed mild deceit to get into places that were out of bounds,
and that’s another story.
Stealing cherished photos from bereaved families?
That’s a completely different kettle of worms.
Lord Leveson was advised twice last week that if he
needs – as he readily admits he does – to understand the ‘culture of the
newsroom’ before embarking on his inquiry proper, he should start by reading
this website.
He should, certainly, start by reading this week’s
edition, where John Dale, our man in
the press seats, reports that his lordship is being fed duff gen by people who
should know better – but who possibly don’t know at all, because they’ve only
heard the stories. In other words, it’s all hearsay – something that judges
don’t normally find acceptable as evidence.
Anyway, you be the judge…
But, if we aren’t telling our own history right, how
are we doing with other people’s? The latest issue of Journalism Practice looks at ways in
which journalism uses history and historical sources ‘in order to better
understand the relationships between journalists, historians and students of
journalism’.
Tony Delano has written the foreword to it (lifted and reprinted
here), considering the difference between those tradesmen – and suggests that
yellowing cuttings from the library might be more reliable than academia’s
‘published works’. The only trouble is that, last time we looked, Fleet Street’s
finest were not using cuttings: they were relying on Google. And we all know how
reliable the Internet can be, as a source of facts. You need to check ‘em, says Professor Delano. Then
check ‘em again.
Still in the library, Revel Barker received an email from
former colleague Linda McKay bemoaning absent friends mentioned here last week. That somehow (it’s truly
astonishing how the memory cells work) reminded him, as he was able to remind
her, about the time she was sentenced to spend a week among the cuttings, on a
Publisher’s Must, checking the reported history of the
1960s.
But what, then, about the
journalist AS historian? Ranters
readers will (should) be aware that this month we published a book of selections
of essays on the Middle East by Eric Silver, former doyen of the foreign press
corps based in Jerusalem. It has already received rave reviews
from Tel Aviv to Golders Green. Roy
Greenslade is the latest to peruse a copy.
And for those tyros among
our readers who are still hoping to make themselves indispensable in the office,
cartoonist Rudge offers a
tip...
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Excuse me, Paul, I am not a
thief
By John Dale
Did you ever steal family photos off someone’s
mantelpiece while they were blinded by tears? Did you see anyone else do it? I
didn’t. Yet, according to some of our marginally younger brethren, we were all
at it, not just ducking and diving like dedicated Del Boys, which is tolerable,
but actually nicking and lifting like Oxford Street pickpockets, which is
certainly not.
I was a reporter. I was not a thief. Neither were my
colleagues as far as I know. I resent anyone, however elevated, telling Lord
Justice Leveson otherwise.
We were not angels, just as today’s reporters are not
angels, but we were probably no worse and – yes, I’ll say it – perhaps
better.
I make this point emphatically after attending the
seminars being held by Lord Leveson into the culture, practice and ethics of
tabloid newspapers, in preparation for the opening of his judicial
inquiry.
Editors and publishers, academics and regulators,
have been staking their ground. They are delivering speeches, digging in and
establishing positions.
As they do so, I am alarmed at the main
strategy.
Put simply, it is: blame the old shufflers because they’re too
demented to resist – or six foot under.
In front of Lord Leveson, older journalists are being
slagged off by their younger counterparts. The current generation is sacrificing
the reputation of their predecessors in order to rescue their
own.
‘Let me assure you,’ Paul Dacre, editor of the Daily Mail, told the judge, ‘the British
press is vastly better behaved and disciplined than when I started in newspapers
in the seventies. Then much of its behaviour was
outrageous.
‘It was not uncommon for reporters to steal
photographs from homes. Blatant subterfuge was commonly used. There were no
restraints on invasions of privacy. Harassment was the rule rather than the
exception. The Press Complaints Commission has changed the very culture of Fleet
Street.’
That view was endorsed by Professor Roy Greenslade,
ex big shot at the Mirror, Sun and Sunday Times.
‘I didn’t think I’d ever say this – I agree a great
deal with what Paul Dacre had to say, particularly regarding the standards he
came into in the seventies,’ he declared. ‘There was no Code in those days and
so we learnt ethics on the hoof and so there was that kind of scandalous
behaviour.’
Then it was the turn of Bob Satchwell, of the Society
of Editors. He too repeated what was becoming the party
line.
There were 200 people present. I seemed the only
person present to raise an eyebrow...
Assertion had become the received wisdom.
Well, sorry to spoil the party.
Now I do not say we were vestal virgins. We were not.
But it is too convenient for the current crop of senior journalists to talk up
the sins of the past in order to re-frame the failings of the present. The worse
they paint pre-PCC days, the more they can claim to credit the PCC with
improving things. By smearing our history they seek to show the effectiveness of
self-regulation. By shifting blame, they are conjuring up a useful scapegoat,
one less argumentative in that a lot of it occupies the
cemetery.
I too want self-regulation to continue. But while
sharing their ends, I question their means.
I have been involved with the national press since
1964. Were we really as shoddy as the Italian-cut mohair suits we
favoured?
Take photo stealing, which is always the first
allegation Mr Dacre raises, the pocketing of photographs of murder or accident
victims from the mantelpieces of their bereaved mums/wives/husbands/children.
While they sobbed, you nicked the picture. You’d think we were taught it in our
1960s training.
I reported for some of the most competitive outfits –
Raymonds of Derby, Hopkinsons of Leeds and Bradford, and the Daily Mail – and I swear I never saw
it.
I think back to the very decent men and women who
were my colleagues. They would not have done it just as I would not have done
it. It was not even necessary. We were skilled in gaining trust – easier then, I
think – and when we did the ‘death knock’, we respected our interviewees and in
return they respected us because our newspapers were about real people and real
lives, not ersatz celebrities, and the readers understood we were doing a job.
We’d ask for photos and in nearly all cases they would be fetched and entrusted
to our care. Theft would have been redundant.
I repeat, I never saw it happen and I never heard of
it actually happening.
Maybe I’m an innocent fool. Perhaps Paul Dacre
witnessed it. If so, let him say where and when. And if he did see it, what did
he do about it? Turn a blind eye? I offer the same challenge to Roy Greenslade
and Bob Satchwell.
Yes, there may have been the odd rogue reporter or
photographer but before you casually smear a whole generation, make sure you can
prove it. I await your replies.
And I make a supplementary point: which would be
worse – stealing Milly Dowler’s photo or hacking her phone? It’s hard to say.
And both are illegal, so equally outside the Code and equally useless in its
validation.
Next, Paul Dacre referred to harassment. I give
credit to the PCC for working hard on this. Today’s targets can get the PCC to
email newsdesks warning them they could be in breach of the Code. We didn’t have
that in the old days. But – and here I reveal trade secrets – that was never
really the way editors intended it to be, anyway.
In theory we were supposed to be making a nuisance of
ourselves outside someone’s front door, hoping they would crack and talk.
Individual members of the pack would keep receiving further instructions from
their desks to ‘knock again’ or ‘put another offer through the
letterbox’.
But these orders – usually counter-productive,
frequently stupid – were mediated by the reporters on the ground. Although in
theoretical competition, we would transfer our loyalty from the newspaper to our
fellow hacks. We would become a team, deceiving our newsdesks in an agreed
strategy, covering one another’s backs. We either failed or succeeded together –
in the spirit of D’Artagnan: all for one, and one for all.
The newsdesks knew. It enabled them to maintain a
fiction of dynamic activity to the editor. The editor knew too. But the Mail wouldn’t leave the scene until the
Express left. The Mirror wouldn’t quit while anybody else
was left. And so it strung along, entirely without hope or purpose although
entirely amicably. We frequently sat in the pub, leaving one person ‘on
watch’.
Next, privacy. In his inter-generational slur, Paul
Dacre made no mention of the associated topic of trial by media. Let me rectify
that grave omission.
In the old days, we complied with the law of
contempt. When police pulled people in for questioning, we published only the
basic facts in order not to create prejudice.
Compare that to last Christmas, when an innocent
next-door neighbour was taken in and asked about the death of Joanna Yeates in
Bristol. Mr
Dacre’s front page read: murder police
quiz ‘nutty professor’ with a blue rinse.
Others were much, much worse.
Eight nationals including the Mail later apologised and paid the man
damages. Two, the Mirror and the Sun, were heavily fined for contempt. I
search my memory in vain for a pre-PCC case that was worse than
that.
The same goes for the Maddie McCann disappearance.
Yes, we dealt with similar cases. But when the facts ran out, so did the copy.
We didn’t just make it up wholesale. Again, various newspapers have been forced
to pay up and apologise, the Mail
among them.
As I say, the PCC has worked hard on privacy but I
doubt Mr Dacre’s favourable estimation is shared by the Bristol schoolteacher, the
McCanns, Colin Stagg (wrongly accused of the Wimbledon Common murder) and
various other victims of the post-PCC press.
And I haven’t even got round to phone-hacking –
thousands of cases – and the hiring of private investigators. All right, phone
hacking was not possible 20 years ago. But don’t let’s kid ourselves about
private detectives. They have generally been used to carry out dodgy enquiries
at arm’s length, to maintain editorial deniability.
I never hired a private detective.So I refer again to
the vilifying of the old days.
I admire Paul Dacre. Some argue that he is the
greatest editor of our time. He is also our most forceful advocate for free
speech, warts and all. But the leadership he has shown at Derry Street has not
always been equalled by that he has shown at the PCC. There is nothing wrong
with the Code. The failure has been in its enforcement. But rather than admit
this, he blackens the names of those who preceded him.
I look forward to seeing how his argument stands up
under cross-examination at Leveson, when he is called to give evidence on oath
rather than a mere presentation.
He wants self-regulation. Most journalists do. Yes,
in the old days we were tough and extremely competitive. We were imperfect. But
we were already practising self-regulation – in our cases personal, not
collective. We do not merit being made an inter-generational
scapegoat.
And, for Paul’s benefit, I’d like to add this: Old
tabloid journalists have human feelings too.
You can follow Find John Dale’s Leveson
website at www.johndalejournalist.co.uk
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It’s a fact… or is
it?
By Anthony Delano
All journalists of a certain vintage remember
newspaper libraries that could produce worn envelopes packed with cuttings on
almost anyone and any event. They also remember news editors – and lawyers –
reminding them that because something could be found in those clippings it was
not necessarily right. Check, young reporters were told.
And if there was time, check again. Such advice was
never applied to the contents of the books many libraries would also come up
with for ‘background’. Hard covers signified authenticity.
That assumption was not always justified,
particularly when an historian made tendentious use of similar clippings as a
prime source or failed to evaluate them adequately. For the better part of a
century the accusation that Spain had sunk the battleship Maine as one of the causes of the
Spanish-American war of 1898 was accepted as an invention of the ‘yellow’, ie
popular, Press. Historians preferred the less sensational explanation of an
accident on board, thus allowing several generations to be educated in the
belief that the war had been popularised by a dodgy premise engendered by
hysterical newspapers. Nearly a century later evidence emerged that the yellows
might actually have been right.
The Zimmerman
Telegram, a magisterial work by the queen of historians, Barbara Tuchman, is
flawed by an account of Japanese incursions during World War One that depended
on a fictitious account by a rogue journalist that, even at the time, was
convincingly refuted.
Plenty of blame, then, to share between both
occupations. In these and similar instances of inaccurate historiographic
framing to which contributors to this issue draw attention it was historians who
undertook the rectification. But instead of waiting for later scholars to
question the accepted, journalists could just as easily have trawled through the
same faded cuttings and seen a different image in the rear-view mirror.
They did not do so because of an implicit
demarcation: yesterday belongs to history. But, as the Hollywood re-makers like to
say, what goes around comes around. Those stories and many more that were
buckled into the protective armour of hard covers began as journalism.
So, to twist Marx’s over-quoted aphorism into a new
shape, journalism repeats itself first as history then as journalism
again.
The distinction between practitioners was not always
sharp. One of the earliest journalism degree courses, at the University of
Missouri in 1878, was taught in the history department, an arrangement followed
in other places if only because academics were wary of letting a streetwise
intruder run loose amid the ivy.
Eventually, of course, American journalism teaching
was all but subsumed in the great wave of academic enthusiasm for Mass
Communication in which narrative was trumped by methodology, measurement and
theory.
Journalism teachers who valued message more than
media –
scorned by media sociologists
as ‘green eyeshades’ – lost much of their independence. But a significant
number of dissidents thought salvation could lie in a renewed alliance with
History.
Gene Roberts, a managing editor of the New York Times and a visiting professor
at the University of Maryland, was arguing back in 1996 that history departments
would make better partners in the study of journalism than ‘communications
esoterica’.
In the same decade, when the University of Michigan
ended the autonomy of its department of journalism and absorbed it into
‘communication studies’, Jim Tobin, a Detroit News reporter with a PhD in
history, explained why ‘the academy’s attitude towards journalism usually ranged
from vague distrust to outright contempt’: it is partly motivated by a
competition for cultural authority – a competition over who gets to speak the truth to the
public. The academic who works on a single article for months believes not only
that he simply knows more than a reporter writing for tomorrow’s paper
– which is usually true – but also that he holds to a higher standard of truth.
His own motives are pure; the journalist’s are commercial. Yet every day the
academic realises that he speaks the truth only to a small band of colleagues
and mostly indifferent students, while the reporter speaks dreck to an audience
of millions. So when it comes time to evaluate a journalism department, the
academic says, ‘why should we teach students to do this shit?’ [Carey, J. (Ed.)
(1996) Journalism Education, the First
Amendment Imperative, and the Changing Media Marketplace, Middle Tennessee University Press, p.
24]
Perhaps because journalism wormed its way into
British higher education rather later than in most countries, things worked out
differently. The kind of academic misgivings Tobin described meant that some
courses had to be labelled Journalism Studies but, if anything, Media Studies
and Cultural Studies, or at least the parts of it that are not mere A-level
material or just plain silly, are frequently incorporated into Journalism
courses here, rather than the reverse. Without any ringing declaration being
made, it seems accepted that journalism is not a communication medium but a
process, a practice.
Another consideration in Britain
is that history seems in danger of being downgraded, when not entirely
abandoned, in secondary education and is losing ground at university level.
Putting aside any consideration of how this might have come about, could it be
time not merely to question the officers-and-men distinction between historian
and journalist but for journalism to come to the rescue of faltering history
departments?
The ranks have never been entirely closed off.
Distinguished academic figures like A J P Taylor and Hugh Trevor-Roper were
happy to have the exposure – and the income – that came from servicing the popular prints, even
when they were doing it to reinforce the prejudices of a proprietor-patron.
Television studios seethe with ambitious history dons churning out programmes
that are essentially journalism.
Meanwhile, as to the use journalism should make of
history (and historians), there no longer seems to be reason to accept that one
begins only where the other ends. The contributors to this issue show what good
stories there are to be found, even if they disturb audiences conditioned by
historical myth-making. Today’s research resources make it possible – even without Wikileaks – to mine raw sources, locate original
material.
Do what journalists are supposed to do: scrutinise,
question, assess, report. Don’t let them get away with
anything.
Anthony Delano, sometime chief
New York corr,
chief European correspondent and managing editor of the Daily Mirror, is a visiting professor at
the London College of Communication. He is also author of Slip-Up – how Fleet
Street found Ronnie Biggs and Scotland Yard lost him, and Joyce McKinney and the
case of the manacled Mormon. Both are now available in paperback and as
e-books.
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A trivial
pursuit
By Revel Barker
We realised from the start that Robert Maxwell wasn’t
the sort of proprietor who took employees’ days off all that seriously. So when
we saw him come into the office on the first Boxing Day after he’d taken over,
with a box of Trivial Pursuit under
his arm, eyebrows were raised.
Was the publisher, perchance, about to suggest a
post-prandial board game in the Oak Room as a concession to those execs required
to work through lunch on the bank holiday? Did he fancy quizzing the staff on
their knowledge of recent history?
Fat chance.
It had been his wife Betty’s brainwave to delay
Maxwell’s instant return to work after picking clean the turkey carcass with his
fat fingers on Christmas Day, 1984. She thought he might be tempted to sit a
little longer with the family if she introduced him to Trivial Pursuit – especially if it was
the 1960s edition, a decade that Bob knew something about (and it was always
advisable to offer him a game he’d got a chance of
winning).
So it had kicked off.
And the first question put to the paterfamilias was:
Where did The Beatles play their first public concert in the United
States?
‘Washington Coliseum,’ said Maxwell, quick as a
flash.
Nope. Carnegie Hall…
‘It was the Washington bloody Coliseum,’ said Bob.
‘February 1964. I was there!’
Well, it says…
‘I don’t care what it says. Watch my lips… Washington Coliseum. I
was there.’
It’s only a game, dad.
‘Then it’s a stupid bloody
game.’
Next round…
What was The Beatles’ first number one hit record in
the UK charts?
‘Please please
me,’ says Cap’n Bob.
No… it was Love me do, dad…
(Look, I wasn’t present, but I did get the story from
– so to speak – the horse’s mouth. It doesn’t take a vivid imagination to assume
that what followed was the overturning of the board game, if not the entire
table, as Maxwell stormed out to cross the lawn of Headington Hill Hall for the
sanctuary and sanity of an office where he was the only person with the answers…
whatever the question.)
So next day, Boxing Day, there was Maxwell plonking
the box on the desk of his editor-in-chief, Bob Edwards, proclaiming: ‘They are
selling this shit to the public – and all
the answers are wrong!’
I hurriedly (and politely, for Bob Edwards and I were
friends) explained that I had better things to do with my time and the problem
was eventually dumped on the slim and attractive shoulders of Linda McKay, a
young reporter on the Sunday Mirror.
After all, we reasoned, Trivial
Pursuit was currently the most fashionable family board game; thousands of
people would have been playing it over Christmas. If its answers were wrong it
was an instant page lead in anybody’s book.
So Linda was dispatched to the library, fount of all
perceived knowledge, to check the veracity of 6,000 questions and answers. She
wasn’t aware of which answers were disputed.
You can guess the rest of this story. While, as far
as Robert Maxwell was concerned, two wrong answers out of two equals a 100%
failure rate, it transpired that 5,998 answers, checked against every source
from Encyclopaedia Britannica to the
Mirror’s own cutts, were accurate.
Only two – The Beatles first US concert and their first No 1 UK
hit – were wrong…
‘Thanks for reminding me of that,’ said Linda this
week. ‘Happy days… Only Maxwell could have got the only two questions with the wrong
answers. The questions were subsequently changed, so all my research hadn’t gone
to waste. Carnegie Hall was actually the second US
concert venue, but Washington Coliseum was the first.
‘In fairness to the game’s publishers, Record Retailer, the trade magazine used
by record shops, did cite Love me do
as The Beatles’ first number one. But every other source – New Musical Express, Melody Maker, Record
Mirror and the Daily Mirror top
ten agreed with Maxwell that it was Please please me.’
(Yes, folks, that’s how thoroughly cuttings were
checked in the old days.)
‘It’s a question that still causes arguments and even
brawls in pubs all over the country,’ said Linda. ‘In fact most pub quiz masters
have actually been advised to drop it.’
There are lessons to be learnt from this. One is that if you are looking for team
members for a pub quiz you should get Linda on your side. The second is not even
to think about playing against her at Trivial Pursuit – especially if you’re
using the 1960s edition…
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The man behind the
dateline
By Roy Greenslade
Journalist Eric Silver was sent to Israel
by the Guardian in 1967 in the
aftermath of the six-day war. Five years later, he became the Jerusalem-based
correspondent for the Guardian and
the Observer.
He later freelanced, working for several papers, and
for more than 40 years, until his death in 2008, he filed what his publisher
calls ‘elegant and incisive essays’.
Many of them can be found in By Eric Silver: Dateline Jerusalem, a
book compiled by his wife, Bridget, which was published this week by Revel
Barker.
The selection provides ‘a unique insight’ into the
Middle East conflict, writes Barker. And the Guardian's current Jerusalem correspondent,
Harriet Sherwood is appreciative too.
She
writes: ‘It's the impressionistic and observational pieces that I really
loved, evoking a different kind and pace of journalism – reflective, rich,
textured and, yes, slower – than that which predominates
today.’
The Independent's Donald Macintyre, who has
written an introduction to the book, recalls a man who was unstinting in his
help to other journalists. He was always willing to share his formidable
knowledge.
In his tribute to Silver, Macintyre
writes:
‘If you asked him for advice, as I repeatedly did on
all sorts of matters, historical, cultural, religious, in the hideously
confusing maelstrom that engulfs the Jerusalem correspondent, Eric almost always
knew the answers but on the rare occasions he didn't he would know someone who
did. “And you can mention my name, if you like,” he would say modestly. And of
course it invariably helped if you did.’
So, asks Barker, who should read his book? Then he
answers his own question:
‘Everybody who wants to be, or was, or is, in
journalism... especially those interested in foreign affairs; everybody who
wants to know more about the Middle East than you get in snatches of film on TV;
libraries, embassies, diplomats, historians, soldiers and teachers; schools and
universities; Arab and Jewish organisations and Israeli-Arab institutions; all
Jews, Arabs, and Christians…’
By Eric Silver, Dateline:
Jerusalem, published by Revel Barker
Publishing at £15.99, is available from BookDepository
(with free postage, worldwide), from amazon.co.uk
and amazon.com
and from all half-decent book stores.
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Rudge

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